As you can see, actual Minecraft villagers are ugly in an endearing, Squidward-esque "leave me alone, I'm farming" sorta way. They're curmudgeons who will begrudgingly trade 18 emeralds for a slice of ...

To distract from his larger plan to gut the federal government, the President has taken a relatively powerless program and turned it into an excuse for everything that goes wrong in the country.