And it probably makes this a good time to regroup, with a way-too-in-depth ranking of every goalie goal the NHL has ever seen ... Kudos to the goal-horn guy, who really leans into the moment ...

The NHL's goal-scoring race is already off to a hot start, with five players currently tied for the top spot with 12 goals apiece, and none of them are Auston Matthews. There's a notable name ...