And it probably makes this a good time to regroup, with a way-too-in-depth ranking of every goalie goal the NHL has ever seen ... Kudos to the goal-horn guy, who really leans into the moment ...

So what the season has lacked in clarity of contenders it has made up for with goal horns and scoreboard volatility. Which is nice. That established, here are 20 NHL awards and superlatives for ...