2023年7月11日 · What someone's testicles even did to them? Like seriously, some random adventurers invaded mylair and guess what was the first spell their Wizard attempted to cast? Yep, that's right. He cast Testicular Torsion. What was he even trying to achieve? He then tried to use counterspell for Testicular Torsion and Ijust turned his blood into glass!

Power Word Cramp: originally created as a distaff counterpart to testicular torsion through testing and research we have found a way to force a similar pain on to any living thing that has muscle fibres, personally I recommend aiming at the hands of your opponent to force them to drop there weapon, but aiming at the lower torso has also ...

2023年11月14日 · "Testicular torsion" is a serious and painful medical condition, and in the context of fantasy gaming, "casters" typically refers to characters who use magic. The text "TESTICULAR TORSION CASTERS ARE ALWAYS ACTING TOUGH" humorously misinterprets the medical term to suggest a type of tough, battle-ready character class.

2023年9月25日 · I am making testicular torsion a spell, but if it hits, you take half the damage dealt rounded to the nearest whole If it's a critical miss, you roll…

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The basis for testicular torsion is just some pain, maybe death. Try “flicker testicles”, they’ll have a feeling of having them lost forever and then have them back, knowing you could’ve kept them away.

"I cast 'grab his dick and twist it'" I know you're joking but fyi The Book of Erotic Fantasy for D&D is totally a thing and it has "over 20 new feats, 3 new classes and 12 new prestige classes, 6 new domains, over 75 new spells, 6 new gods, 12 new monsters".

Also don't sleep on "Suddenly aware of your tongue" that one was, quite frankly MUCH harder to make a proper defense against than testicular torsion. Also, I gotta say, unexpected wet sock is outside the range of what IIBA will protect against. That's tricky, my friend, and subtle. Well done. I shall have to up my defenses.

2024年1月30日 · A question came up with my brother about this "spell". If a caster were to cast mage hand and use it to grab their opponent by the balls, what would you DM's rule that as? Also as part of this conversation we wondered if this would work on a …